If Digg ran the world…

Posted on April 16, 2007
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  1. Paris Hilton would be the US President.

  2. 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 - would have been printed on the US Seal.

  3. Everyone would be a conspiracy theorist.

  4. Everyone else would be debunking conspiracy theories.

  5. The News would actually be worth watching. (You get to Digg the anchor!)

  6. Apple would be given all military contracts. Tanks and Fighter Planes would come with built in iPods.

  7. Everyone would still pick on Americans.

  8. Microsoft would be brought out and given to the Linux community.

  9. AWESOME, AMAZING, LOOK and MUST SEE would precede every advert and be plastered on all billboards.

  10. A disabled badge would be issued to all those that are not tech. savvy.

  11. Conversations would open with the flashing of a photo.

  12. The most common reply in all conversations would be “I saw that ages ago!”

  13. Graduate qualifications would be measured in Digg votes.

  14. Work would be about idol chatter and making embarrassing videos of the boss.

  15. Young geeky males would become super-stars.

 

 

 

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